Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
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I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
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I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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