Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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