how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
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SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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