I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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