I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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