so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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