Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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