Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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