the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
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