I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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