Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
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