Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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