i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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