No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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