That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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