I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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