Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
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This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
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Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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