we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
So much rum. So many feels.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
false alarm, still single
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