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(604): View more from British Columbia

Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go

(860): View more from Connecticut

Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head

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(858): View more from California

i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see

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(571): View more from Virginia

you're bored at work aren't you?

(703): View more from Virginia

I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk

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(914): View more from New York

Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong

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(713): View more from Texas

He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.

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(813): View more from Florida

Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.

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(360): View more from Washington

We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.

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