Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
19 Parents Had Epic Reactions When Catching Their Kids Being “Bad”
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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