you guys were way drunker than both of me
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
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So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.