i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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