you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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