he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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