If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
The ass gains better be worth it
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