You're completely useless in the revolution.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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