Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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