where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
How external is "for external use only"?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Randomize
