Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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