I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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