32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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