Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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