Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
God, I missed his penis.
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