If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
