just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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