would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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