I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
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five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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