Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
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do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
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