I wanna bring you to show and tell
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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