STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
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I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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