we're blogging at a bar
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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