can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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