I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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