So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
where am i from again
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Randomize
