Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Randomize
