Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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