i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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