from now on my penis is your penis
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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