Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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