I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I got inside last night via doggy door
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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