we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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