you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
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I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
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