She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I currently don't understand fingers.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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