I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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