Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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