HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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