Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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