The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Farmville is her only friend.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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