She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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